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Married To The Human Calculator

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Married To The Human Calculator is a novel in English. Chapters 1 and 2 can be read on this site as a free preview.

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From the back cover

Vera Chen spends freely, a habit her mother Eleanor never stops criticizing. So when Vera brings home Landon Bell, a man who splits every bill to the cent and matches every gift to the exact dollar, her family is stunned. For the winter holidays, Landon chooses the slower regional train because it costs a third of the express fare, and Vera braces herself for her relatives' judgment.

At the family house, the extended clan is waiting. Aunt Patty demands cash gifts for the elders, Aunt Brenda presents a thousand-dollar bill for a dinner she cooked, and Uncle Gary urges Vera to pay at once. Landon's calm questions only sharpen the tension, while Vera's parents push her to settle every demand.

Vera has another piece of good news to share, but the relatives seem less interested in meeting Landon than in what they can collect from his visit.

Inside the book Opening excerpt

She blamed an $18 DoorDash delivery and a four-dollar latte.

“That $18 takeout?” she’d lecture. “You could have cooked a full meal for ten dollars and had leftovers.”

“A four-dollar coffee? You could just splash some cold water on your face straight from the faucet. If that doesn’t work, give yourself a good, hard slap to wake up.”

She finally shut up the year I brought home a man more financially meticulous than a tax auditor: Landon Bell.

When I told my best friend, Jess, I was bringing Landon home for the holidays, she still couldn’t wrap her head around it.

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Contents

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Which chapters of Married To The Human Calculator are free?

Chapters 1 and 2 are free to read on this page, in English. From chapter 3 the book continues in the official app.

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What is Married To The Human Calculator about?

Vera Chen spends freely, a habit her mother Eleanor never stops criticizing. So when Vera brings home Landon Bell, a man who splits every bill to the cent and matches every gift to the exact dollar, her family is stunned. For the winter holidays, Landon chooses the slower regional train because it costs a third of the express fare, and Vera braces herself for her relatives' judgment.

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